Monkey Dong - Personal Urinating Device + Quick Fix

$200.00


Don’t leave it to chance. The best synthetic urine and personal urinating device on the planet packaged together! Buy together and save!

What's included:
  • 1 x Monkey Dong Strap-on urinating device (Choose Color Below)
  • 5 x Heat Packs
  • 1 x Freeze Dried packet of synthetic urine
  • 1 x Refilling Syringe
  • 1 x Quick Fix Synthetic Premixed urine
  • 1 x Uric Acid Additive

 

Monkey Dong

You've seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best! The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market - and it won't break your budget either with a price lower than any other of our competitors! Don't stress during supervised examinations, this prosthetic urinating device look and feels like the real thing. When strapped to your body, the device is discrete and unnoticeable.


Quick Fix - Synthetic Urine

Only buy the best when it comes to the latest Synthetic Urine formula. This synthetic urine formula will pass tests which test for synthetic urine!

The Canadian Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Version Formula 5.7-1 is the newest version of Quick Fix whose drug test may screen for the presence for Uric Acid also known as urea. . You can maintain your privacy and be assured that the Canadian Quick Fix Synthetic Urine includes the needed ingredient for their test just in case they screen for Uric Acid.

The Manufacturers are so confident that Quick Fix synthetic urine will pass a drug test, spectrum labs offer a 200% Money Back Guarantee!

COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS FOR PROPER USE

This product can be reheated and cooled multiple times for up to 1 year if not mixed with the Uric Acid. If mixed, the solution will last up to 7 days.

  1. Tap the small vial on hard surface to settle it's contents. This is the Uric Acid.
  2. Pour a small amount of Quick Fix into the small vial and shake until completely dissolved.
  3. Mix the contents of the vial into the bottle of Quick Fix and shake
  4. To heat this product, simply attach the supplied heat pad directly to the bottle, on the opposite side of the temperature strip and store bottle close to your body. Depending on ambient temperature product could take up to 1 hour to reach optimal range of 96-100 degrees. Product will maintain temperature for up to 8 hours.
  5. To speed the heating process up, you can preheat the bottle in a microwave for 5-10 seconds. We have found that 10 seconds will usually take the product above the 100 degree temperature and will need a few minutes to cool back down to the proper temperature range. Once it does apply heat pad to maintain temperature.
  6. Make sure the temperature is between 96-100 degrees and deliver sample.

Tips

  1. Use a belt which makes some noise while unbuckling. The easy clip valve clip make a very subtle popping sound as it is opened and closed.

 

Guaranteed Overnight Delivery  - Express Post Platinum

Our customers will have the option of a premium delivery service.

Shipping with Australia Post Express Platinum will only cost $15 shipping flat rate.

Please check if your delivery address postcode is eligible for this service HERE.

 

Products on this site are intended for lawful use only. Please follow all applicable local, state, and federal laws when using this product.

 

 

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